Filmnomore Awards Season – The Farts

Well it’s time to have a bit of fun as I hand out The Farts – my equivalent of the Razzies.  I don’t have too many to hand out although I am open to suggestions for new categories.  These awards are likely to vary from year to year depending on what annoys me.

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Worst ScreenplayWhat If.  Elvis, poop really?

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Worst Performance by an Actor in a Motion PictureAntonio Banderas for his toe curling “comedy” cameo in The Expendables 3.

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Worst Performance by an Actress in a Motion PictureMegan Fox for her bottom close up, sorry appearance, in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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Worst Director – not Michael Bay but Max Giwa and Dania Pasquini for Walking on Sunshine.  Very lazy, very cheap film making.

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Worst Film – it was a close run thing but Love, Rosie smelt just a little bit more than the others.  Watched a lot of good films this year but this was a big ol’ stinker.

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