Well it’s time to have a bit of fun as I hand out The Farts – my equivalent of the Razzies. I don’t have too many to hand out although I am open to suggestions for new categories. These awards are likely to vary from year to year depending on what annoys me.
Worst Screenplay – What If. Elvis, poop really?
Worst Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Antonio Banderas for his toe curling “comedy” cameo in The Expendables 3.
Worst Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Megan Fox for her bottom close up, sorry appearance, in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Worst Director – not Michael Bay but Max Giwa and Dania Pasquini for Walking on Sunshine. Very lazy, very cheap film making.
Worst Film – it was a close run thing but Love, Rosie smelt just a little bit more than the others. Watched a lot of good films this year but this was a big ol’ stinker.