Filmnomore Awards Season – The Farts

Well it’s time to have a bit of fun as I hand out The Farts – my equivalent of the Razzies.  I don’t have too many to hand out although I am open to suggestions for new categories.  These awards are likely to vary from year to year depending on what annoys me.


Worst ScreenplayWhat If.  Elvis, poop really?


Worst Performance by an Actor in a Motion PictureAntonio Banderas for his toe curling “comedy” cameo in The Expendables 3.


Worst Performance by an Actress in a Motion PictureMegan Fox for her bottom close up, sorry appearance, in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


Worst Director – not Michael Bay but Max Giwa and Dania Pasquini for Walking on Sunshine.  Very lazy, very cheap film making.


Worst Film – it was a close run thing but Love, Rosie smelt just a little bit more than the others.  Watched a lot of good films this year but this was a big ol’ stinker.



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